Do you ever have those times when you feel like you haven’t been reading enough, but you’ve really been reading the same as usual? Those generally come when I haven’t finished a book in a while.

So last night when I sat down to read I decided I was going to concentrate on one book instead of book hopping. I chose Lady Susan because the Slaves discussion starts Saturday. I thought I had more of it to read than I did, and was surprised to finish it in an hour filled with doggie interruptus (dog wants out, dog wants in, dog wants to play, dog wants out, dog wants in, dog is too quiet which means he’s doing something he shouldn’t). I was happy to finish the book, thinking it would solve my reading malaise. I put the book away, waiting for that satisfied finished a book feeling to creep over me at any second. And I waited. And waited. I decided it was like waiting for a pot to boil so went and brushed my teeth, hoping to give it the space to sneak up on me. Nothing. Maybe it’s because I have read the book before? Whatever the reason, I was disappointed.

I crawled into bed and picked up a different book but was too distracted to concentrate. So I picked up Bookforum. I discovered that Modern Library will be releasing an edition of Shakespeare’s complete works in early April. I immediately wanted it but came to my senses almost as quickly since we have several different complete works around the house already.

I also read a funny little article of some interest about Jim Crace. Have any of you read him before? Amazon UK apparently has a book listed called Useless America that they say he wrote (I found the book listing but it didn’t have an author). But the book doesn’t exist. Crace fans started writing fake reviews for the book. Amazon took the reviews down but left the book up. The article unfortunately didn’t say what happens to anyone who tries to order the nonexistent book. But Crace’s American publisher, Nan A. Talese/Doubleday (they are publishing his new book called The Pesthouse) has announced it is going to print a limited edition of 75 copies of Useless America as a blank book with a dust jacket and everything. The books will be given away to the 75 people who write the best “review” of the novel. The contest details will be posted on Jim Crace’s website but don’t appear to be there yet. I doubt that I will have time to read a real Crace book to even give me half a chance of winning a fake one but the whole thing tickled my funny bone.

I felt a bit better after my earlier funk and went to sleep. But today I still feel a bit off and in need of some therapy. I just so happen to have a Half Price Books coupon. If I missed out on the happy finished a book feeling I can at least make up for it with the happy bought a book feeling.