At work today I had a library cart full of legal periodicals all neatly ordered by call number to make shelving quick and easy. They don’t arrive to be shelved this way, I spent half an hour putting them in order. I wheeled the cart out of the circulation area and around the corner to the elevator cheerily telling the librarian covering the desk for me that I would be back soon. Entered the elevator and pushed the button for the lower level. The doors opened on the lower level and I pushed the heavily laden cart and it got stuck on the ridges between elevator and library floor. This happens frequently and I gave it a good shove because it was so full and then watched helplessly as the whole cart tipped over in what seemed like slow motion.

It was a spectacular sight that no amount of special effects or stop action filming could possibly replicate. And no actor, however good, could ever achieve the look that must have been on my face. It being a library I could not yell, “NO!” or any of the fine expletives that would have been so very satisfying. Since it is a library and the cart tipping and periodicals tumbling made quite a racket, my only sound was a very quiet “crap!”

Half the periodicals ended up on the floor of the library just outside the elevator and half ended up in a heap on the elevator floor. There were a couple of small glossies slithering toward the gap between floor and elevator that would have taken them down the elevator shaft. I quickly rescued those. Then, I set the cart back upright–it’s front wheel had turned sideways and had been lodged in the gap the glossies had been heading for. Crouching against the elevator doors so they wouldn’t close, I quickly started piling the journals onto the cart. I hauled everything back into the elevator and pressed the button to take me back to the circulation desk.

Thankfully in all this no one was waiting for the elevator, nor did anyone walk by and see me crouching and scrambling to pick everything up. The librarian was rather surprised to see me and I said, “Didn’t I tell you I’d be back soon?” She kindly did not laugh when I told her what happened.

And so it is that I spent my afternoon re-ordering the cart of periodicals and adding in a bunch more that had been brought up from technical services after I had prepped the cart for shelving earlier. Tomorrow I will try again and hopefully it will go a little more smoothly.