Okay, was it last week already that I mentioned I was going to read a Wilkie Collins book and I just had to decide which one? Well, I decided and have begun reading. While I could have read any Collins book I wanted to on the Kindle, I already owned two, The Moonstone and The Woman in White so those became my immediate choices. It was hard to choose and it finally came down to the weight of the book.

I picked The Woman in White because it is a fat mass market paperback. The Moonstone is a fat Barnes and Noble Classics trade edition and was a good deal heavier. I hope those of you who were rooting for The Moonstone won’t take my choice personally.

I’m reading The Woman in White on the train to and from work and during my lunch break. I am thus far enjoying it very much. Professor Pesca made me laugh out loud. And today’s description of Mrs. Vesey had me in stitches. Mrs. Vesey is amiable, calm and plump and, well, here’s what Collins says of her:

Some of us rush through life, and some of us saunter through life. Mrs. Vesey sat through life. Sat in the house, early and late; sat in the garden; sat in unexpected window seats in passages; sat (on a camp-stool) when her friends tried to take her out walking; sat before she looked at anything, before she talked of anything, before she answered Yes, or No, to the commonest question–always with the same serene smile on her lips, the same vacantly-attentive turn of the head, the same snugly-comfortable position of her hands and arms, under every possible change of domestic circumstance.

Perhaps it isn’t as funny out of context but it almost made me choke on my apple at lunch today. I do think I will love this book unless it kills me. Perhaps I should be sure to eat lunch and read near people who know how to help choking victims just to be safe.

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