
Grad has kindly and graciously given me the Beautiful Blogger and the Honest Scrap awards. Along with the awards I am to tell you ten things about myself. I’ve been blogging so long though I can’t imagine what I could say that I haven’t already and that anyone would actually want to know. So if you have heard any of these before, my apologies.
- When I was a kid we had a big book of all of the Wizard of Oz stories that someone had gifted me and my sister for Christmas or something. It had the original illustrations in it. I never read a single story in it because I found the illustrations terrifying for some reason. But then I found the movie terrifying too. I was very afraid of the flying monkeys and would sometimes have bad dreams about them.
- I also never read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because I had seen the movie first and both Gene Wilder and the Oompa Loompas scared me. The Oompas creep me out to this day and my husband is not allowed to mention them in any context whatsoever.
- My first job other than babysitting was at a pet store cleaning out the dog and cat kennels. I liked the animals and would sometimes get to bathe the new kittens and puppies, but overall I hated the job. I was relieved when they fired me for not being able to work enough hours. I was in high school and playing soccer and doing other high school things. But while I was relieved I was also mortified and angry at being fired. How dare they!
- Some of the things I wanted to be when I grew up: ballerina, horse racing jockey, forest ranger, zookeeper, field zoologist for the National Geographic Society researching African wildlife, large animal veterinarian. Not once did I ever think of becoming a librarian, there were no animals or adventures involved. Now I know better.
- I have been vegan so long I have trouble remembering how long it has been. 16 years, maybe 17? When trying to explain my choice to people, usually over a meal because that’s when people notice and ask, I get really annoyed when someone, and there is always someone, tries to make themselves feel better by saying they don’t eat red meat/ a lot of meat/ are vegetarian but eat chicken and fish. Once, many years ago, I worked at a retail job that had morning pre-opening meetings. Management was going through a teambuilding phase and once we all had to say one thing we wished we could change about the world. I said I wished that everyone would be vegan. Mouths dropped open and there was a long pause of silence before the manager on duty recovered enough to look at her watch and decide it was time to break up the meeting and open the store.
- When I was a kid my mom had to take me to the doctor to have Kleenex removed from my nose. I had a cold and my nose wouldn’t stop running so I kept shoving tissues up into it. Eventually my nose did stop running but then breathing became a bit difficult.
- I have read Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby three times and still have no idea why people think it’s such a good book.
- My idea of a comfort read is a book about books or reading. Said book can be fiction or nonfiction. An example of a good comfort read is Alberto Manguel’s History of Reading.
- If money were no object, my personal dream library would be housed in a converted barn. There would be a fireplace and lots of cozy chairs and sofas to stretch out on. There would also be a huge old library table. I’ve always wanted a library table.
- I love sweets, particularly baked goods and especially ones that involve chocolate, and I love to have sweets with a strong cup of coffee (organic fair trade, soymilk no sugar). I love to enjoy such things in the afternoon while reading a book. It is, therefore, a good thing that I have a full time job and a tenuous thread of self-moderation or I’d be gorging daily. But perhaps because I can’t and don’t, when I am able to indulge it makes it that much better.
I am supposed to pass the award along but I am a bad blogger because I don’t like leaving anyone out. Therefore, if you are reading this, consider yourself awarded. The book blog community is one of the most wonderful things about the internet. Thank you Grad and thank you everyone for creating such a marvel.
I loved Wizard of Oz, but Return to Oz is one of the only movies that has ever kept me up at night out of sheer terror. There were these creatures with wheels instead of feet, and I was totally, 100% convinced that they were coming to get me in my sleep. SO SCARY.
And after having seen The Producers, I can definitely understand finding Gene Wilder creepy!
You know how I feel about the Oz books and Dahl!! Love them both sooooo much.
Do you have a recommendation for soy creamer? I can NOT get used to it. Although I’m currently a mostly-veg, I could very easily go vegan if it were not for the dairy, namely: cream in my coffee (I’m okay with plain coffee, but I LOVE creamy coffee). Earth Balance is a great butter sub, there are plenty of ways to get around the egg thing in baking, but that creamy coffee (and of course, the occasional stinky cheese) trips me up. We keep attempting to go vegan but it’s pretty hard to get used to 100% dairy substitutes (I’m fine with soy ice cream, Earth Balance, soymilk for cereal, etc. ) Still, that’s a goal of ours. Help me with the coffee and that’ll be a big step.
LOL re No. 10. One of the delights of my retired life is to, around 3pm, make some plunger (French Press) coffee sometimes organic Fair Trade), add a little sugar but no milk, break off a couple of squares of Lindt Chilli Chocolate – and then find the current sunny spot in the house (moves from season to season) and read for a while. Absolute bliss.
I am right with you as far as oompah loompas go. Get those horrid little orange men away from me! I couldn’t bear that book either, but oddly enough it was because I completely missed the moral point and thought it was a kind of horror story, in which kids who’d been promised a good time were picked off one by one. Who’d a thought I’d become a literary critic after that start, eh?
I don’t understand what’s so great about “Gatsby,” either. And maybe more people secretly feel that way. It seems like a book you’re “supposed” to like in order to fit in.
I can put up with Fitzgerald. But don’t get me started on Conrad. If I hear about him and his supposed greatness, I get irritated. Even seeing seeing his books at a bookstore will raise my hackles. I can’t explain it, other than the fact that I think Conrad is a terrible, terrible writer. It’s like saying the Spice Girls are on par with Led Zeppelin.
I’ll stop now, before I start ranting.
#6 – I spit my tea out with laughter reading that. Thank you. hehe
Thanks for sharing Stefanie – I LOVED today’s Blog & learned a lot about you that I did not know!!!
Wonderful! The Sea Fairies by Baum was a find at one of the Big Book Sales I attended and the (original) artwork is totally creepy and grotesque. I could see why a kid would be frightened. (Although my boys would have probably considered being creeped out a plus – you know boys). The Wizard of Oz was the first chapter book I ever read, and so I remember it with great fondness. Kleenex up your nose! LOL – such a kid thing to do. And except for the fact that you’re a vegan, I didn’t know most of these things about wonderful you. Lovely post.
I think the oompa loompas are pretty scary, too. Not in the book- they didn’t even faze me there, but in the movie they’re freaky!
I had the same lofty dreams of working with wildlife, as a vet or in the field when I was a kid! None of them worked out for me, either. I did work in a kennel a few years ago. Loved working with the animals, but management was terrible.
And the tissue story! My dad used to horrify us kids by warning if we put too many tissues in our nose it could get sniffed up into the brain!
Congratulations on the awards Stephanie! When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian and wanted to go to Africa to help wild animals
I think too much reading can make a person quiet the dreamer!
It’s okay though- I love getting comfy on the couch and read a good book, especially with some baked goods (with chocolate of course) and fresh coffee
This is a great meme! I love the bit about the converted barn. I would love to do the same!
I am sorry for you, but I had a good chuckle over #6. Just what I needed on an afternoon that seems to never end. And as for #5, why do people ask such silly questions if they aren’t going to appreciate your answer?
I want to come over and visit in your library – that sound so cozy. And, I promise I won’t mention that I rarely eat red meat
Oh, Gene Wilder totally creeps me out, too. He just takes a little too much pleasure in all of the kids’ misfortunes (even if they do deserve what happens to them).
Emily, I missed Return to Oz thank goodness. I probably avoided it on purpose. Because of my Gene Wilder fear when I was small it took me a long time before I could even watch Young Frankenstein and even longer before I could find it funny because I kept getting freaked out. Scarred for life!
Daphne, I know you love Oz. I’m fine with Dahl. Soy creamer, hmm, we don’t ever use it except when someone buys it because we are visiting and they plan on offering coffee. Silk is ok but I find it much too sweet. James likes vanilla soymilk (Wild Wood) and I like chocolate soymilk (Silk and Wild Wood are both good). I don’t know that they are creamy though. I don’t really remember milk or creamer creamy enough to compare. Cheese is hard. James loved cheese pre-vegan. Vegan cheese isn’t cheesy really but I must say it tastes a lot better than it did ten years ago. James makes a good nacho cheese sauce out of cashew butter and nutritional yeast and there is “rinotta” also made from nuts that is really yummy.
whisperinggums, oh I can’t wait for retirement! You are living my dream
Litlove, we can form an anti-oompa league!
Brandon, I am so glad you don’t think Gatsby is great either. I often feel rather alone in my opinion. I do like Conrad though but I won’t get you started on that
Heather, sorry I made you spit tea but I’m glad you got a good laugh!
Helen, glad you enjoyed these
Grad, other Baum stories have creepy artwork in them too? I wonder what it is with Baum and creepy artwork? And the things we do when we are kids, eh? Glad ou enjoyed the post
Jeane, glad you liked the tissue story. Your dad was partly right! With all the books about animals you read I am not surprised that you had dreams of working with wildlife when you were a kid
Lua, thanks! Just think, we could have been sitting across a campfire in Africa instead of talking on a blog. but you are right, it is okay.
Kathleen, glad you enjoyed it. Maybe someday we can be neighbors and visit each other in our barn libraries
Danielle, the tissue incident is pretty funny. I think my mom was more upset about than I was though. If you can figure out an answer regarding silly questions, you will be a rich woman!
Iliana, should the library ever happen, you are more than welcome to come over
softdrink, I am so glad I am not alone on the Gene Wilder creepiness!
Stefanie, about your #7. The Great Gatsby I so agree. I have yet to know what is so “great” about it. My reading partner keeps telling me I need to re-read it… I don’t know.
I found it to be very lacklustre.
I wanted to be an animal trainer in a circus because there were animals and adventures (or so Enid Blyton taught me). It’s crazy what you want to be when you’re a kid, but also coll that you dream about these kind of things without the realisation that they’re not the kind of jobs many people get to do.
I’m not vegetarian, but I what is up with people who say they’re vegetarian but eat fish and chicken? Clearly chicken is not a vegetable.
Wow, Minnesotans really are polite! Here when people find out I’m (mostly) vegan they usually go on about how much they love meat, couldn’t live without it, etc., and if they have any before them they will make a display of consuming it with lick-smacking relish. I don’t eat out much…
I love these memes where people list facts about themselves — I always learn so much from them. Did you read The Great Gatsby three times for school, or because you were trying hard to figure out why it’s so good? I love the converted barn/library idea! My favorite used book stores are in converted barns.
Great book about book for a comfort read: Ex Libris by Anne Fadiman. I keep it close to hand and dip into it often.
Cipriano, take it from me, I felt the same way you did after the first reading and tried twice more and still don’t like it. Reading it another time will only make you resentful because you could have read something else!
Jodie, animal trainer at the circus? Excellent! Too bad as we get older we turn more practical. I haven’t figured out how it is people can call themselves vegetarian but still eat chicken and fish either. I think it has to do with a belief probably stemming from religion that only red meat counts as meat (thus fish on Fridays during Lent is ok). It’s weird.
Sylvia, oh dear. They are very nice here about it but I do notice a shift when I travel outside MN, people aren’t quite as good about keeping their thoughts to themselves. Have I said lately how much I love it here?
Dorothy, I read Gatsby once for school and the other two times for myself because I thought I must have missed something to not like the book. I’m done with it now. Should I ever get my library barn you are welcome to come over
Nathalie, Ex Libris is indeed an excellent comfort read. One of my favs!