I am halfway through the spring quarter at school. The class I am taking is on collection development and I can’t say that it has been the most interesting of my classes. One of the things that is keeping it from being all that it can be, in my opinion, is the outdated textbook from 2005. This book talks about collecting VHS tapes. Choosing electronic resources is given less than a chapter and the discussion of them has a bit of a negative whiff to it. It talks about how to choose e-resource vendors but includes nothing about how to go about deciding on canceling print materials and subscribing to the digital version instead.

A further indication about how out of date the book is comes at the very beginning when the authors think it necessary to discuss what a book is in the first place. They make a prediction that e-books will not be popular for a very long time because there are no decent e-book readers on the market, and really who would want to read an e-book anyway?

Another indication about how out of date this book is. I had to read two chapters for the upcoming discussion this week on the process of acquisition which takes place after the selection decision has been made. Basically, it is the part where someone orders the books and other materials. The authors talk about paper order forms and mailing in orders and how some vendors now make things easier with electronic ordering!

Then to top it all off, there is a discussion about obtaining library materials from bookstores. The authors, for some reason, think it necessary to spend several pages telling readers about how bookstores operate. The section is so ridiculous that I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Here is how it begins:

Bookstores are interesting places to visit, whether or not one is responsible for collection development [Really? I've never been to a bookstore before, perhaps I should go one day]. Many librarians started haunting bookstores long before they became librarians [What a useful and relevant observation written with such literary style too]. (If there is a bibliographic equivalent of alcoholism, many librarians have it.) [Oh, you textbook authors are so funny!] Bibliomania is defined as “excessive fondness for acquiring and possessing books.” Most bibliomaniacs (librarians included) cannot stay out of bookstores and consider it a great feat of willpower and self-control if they manage to leave one without buying a book. [Where is the editor's red pencil? Why did this not get removed? What does it have to do with collection development?]

Although most librarians have undoubtedly visited many bookstores innumerable times [oh yes, undoubtedly], one should make a special visit to at least two local stores that have existed for many years to answer some specific questions. [I have some specific questions. Who taught you how to write? Do you know how many extra words you have in this sentence? Did you get paid by the word, is that why you write such bloated, dull and overly complicated sentences? Do I have to keep reading this crap? I think my eyes are starting to bleed.] What are the environmental and operating conditions necessary for a successful bookstore? [Something every librarian should know because running a library and running a bookstore are so similar] How does the store display and market its materials? [The better to borrow their display ideas for your library] What is for sale? [Sex, drugs and rock and roll, the usual things for sale in a bookstore] How wide a range of materials is available? Could this shop be of any value in developing the collection? [Is there a coffee shop? Does the barrista make a good mocha? Can you hire her/ him for the coffee shop in your library?]

It hurts us, Precious. And as if that isn’t bad enough, we have to read journal articles in addition. Some of them have been from as long ago as the mid-1990s referencing studies and statistics from the 1980s. One of my classmates is obviously as fed up as I am and actually complained in a post to the class discussion board about how out of date the reading material is. The professor gave him a verbal spanking in a reply post on the board. Ouch. I appreciated the guy’s nerve, but I’m personally saving my displeased comments for the end of term anonymous evaluation form. I’m not brave enough to bring the wrath of professor down upon my head before I have a final grade for the class.

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