I began reading Reader’s Block by David Markson today. I didn’t know what to expect other than the book was written in fragments. I thought a fragmented book would be great to read on my daily commute when reading can be interrupted by all kinds of surprises.

So far, I am liking the book very much. It is funny. It is also very sad. A little weird too. And full of fantastic trivia about writers and artists. The sad is because Reader, the narrator, is obviously very lonely. He repeats at intervals variations of “Nobody came. Nobody called.” And when he is talking about Protagonist, the protagonist of the book he is writing, and how lonely the character is it is never clear if he is referring to Protagonist or himself.

For the weird part. Again at intervals, is repeated the sentence “[X] was an anti-Semite” with X my shorthand way of marking that the name changes every time – Alexander Pushkin, Kant, William Butler Yeats. I’m not sure of the veracity of the statement and I have no idea why names are named regularly. So for now it is tucked into the “weird” label.

As for funny, this made me snort on the train, not one of those loud snorty snorts but one of those quiet all air puffy snorts:

Petrarch sometimes wrote letters to long-dead authors. He was also a dedicated hunter of classic manuscripts. Once, after discovering some previously unknown works of Cicero, he wrote Cicero the news.

If that doesn’t elicit at least a “ha!” from you then your sense of humor may be in need of a tune up. All this and I have only read 48 pages. This book and I are definitely getting along. Going forward will be the test of whether this newly formed friendship can be maintained. Wish me luck!

On a side note, I found the best spam comment in my spam filter. It said something like “Help! I am being held hostage by the Russian mafia. They are making me send spam comments. If you don’t reply to this they are going to kill me!” And then there was a link for the enlargement of a certain male body part. This one gets an A for creativity.