Last night was the big annual meeting with the financial advisor where she tells me how much money I don’t have and that I won’t be able to retire until I’m 80. I thought with the way the economy is and how ebooks are supposedly taking over the world, I might be able to finally convince my advisor that putting all my savings into paper books is the most stable and best investment around. After all, I’d not only be investing in an object but also in the improvement of my mind and the preservation of culture especially when the electricity grid crumbles and the world runs out of oil leaving us without our fancy computers and internet.

My financial advisor, she’s a hard nut to crack. She believes in diversification. I said I would be sure to buy from a variety of genres including books in translation and even nonfiction across a range of subject matter. How much more diverse can you get than that? She remained unconvinced. She wants to meet again in March. That should give me enough time to come up with more arguments.