I’ve been reading some random short stories by Philip K. Dick on my Kindle these last few days. They are all public domain and originally appeared in Science Fiction Stories Magazine is 1953. I’ve not read Dick before though I have seen several movies made from his writings. These are all early, beginning of career stories, his first story having been published in 1951. What’s fun about them is that they are quite varied and a couple of them, one especially I will get to shortly, have some good humor in them.

The stories all start in the middle of something but Dick is quite good at orienting the reader right away as to where we are and what is going on. These are straightforward old-fashioned science fiction stories.

There is “Behind the Door” in which cuckoo clocks have a “real” cuckoo in them. It’s not a living bird but it is a bird that has character and if it likes the owner it comes out and sings every fifteen minutes. If it doesn’t like you, then, let’s just say you don’t want the cuckoo to not like you.

In “The Defenders” the United States and Soviet Union launched nuclear missiles at each other and humankind has retreated underground where they live under artificial light, making weapons for the war that goes on and on. Humans have employed “leadys,” humanoid robots who can live on the surface and not be affected by the radiation, to continue fighting the war for them. The humans ship the weapons they build in their underground factories to the surface and the leadys deploy them. The leadys send regular news reports of the war’s progress as well as photos of the devastation. Humans have been living underground for over eight years and are growing very weary of it, when they discover that one of the leadys who has come underground to provide a direct report is not radioactive. A group of humans goes to the surface to investigate and finds that the leadys, programed not to hurt humans, have been following their directive all along and have a plan for saving humanity from themselves.

“Beyond Lies the Wub” is one that has surprise humorous turn at the end. Some men loading up a ship of supplies on Earth to take to Mars buy a wub, a huge, pig-like creature that they think will eventually make a nice meal. But the wub has other plans. It turns out the wub is a sentient being with telepathic abilities and it enjoys discussing literature. The ship’s captain, however, wants his wub steak and orders his men to kill it. But the men can’t bring themselves to kill a creature that talks to them and asks to be spared. So the captain decides to kill the wub himself. Does he get his wub steak? I’m not saying.

The funniest story I have read, I mean laugh-out-loud funny, is “The Eyes Have It.” It’s about a man who accidentally discovers that Earth has been invaded by lifeforms from another planet. His discovery came one day when he was sitting in his chair and reading a paperback book that someone had left on the bus. The realization of the invasion came over him when he read this line in the book:

“… his eyes slowly roved about the room.”

Our narrator gets chills down his spine. He

tried to picture the eyes. Did they roll like dimes? The passage indicated not; they seemed to move through the air, not over the surface. Rather rapidly apparently. No one in the story was surprised. That’s what tipped me off. No sign of amazement as such an outrageous thing.

As our narrator reads on, he becomes more and more alarmed. What, after all, is he supposed to think when “…presently his eyes fastened on Julia.”? And then, “…slowly, calmly, his eyes examined every inch of her.” Imagine our narrator’s horror as he continues to read and finds that Bibney has lost his head and Bob has not guts, and someone else is lacking brains! And poor Julia gave her heart to somebody who then gave her his hand. Lifeforms from another planet indeed!

I have a few more Dick stories on my Kindle to read but I think I will take a break from them for a bit so as not to ruin too much of a good thing, and, I know I’ll have some good stories to look forward to. Monday morning I will leave my Kindle at home and take Jasper Fforde’s Shades of Grey with me. My coworkers will be happy to be able to see what I am reading, at least for a week or so.

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