I have been tagged, nay commanded, to participate in the Eleven Questions Meme and when one is commanded to do something, well … in most cases I just pretend I didn’t know about it but in this case it doesn’t hurt to play along.

The rules are as follows:

  1. Post the Rules.
  2. Answer the eleven questions that were asked of you by the person who tagged you.
  3. Make up eleven new questions and tag eleven new people to do the meme.
  4. Let them know you tagged them.

Here are the questions that Emily made up and my answers:

  1. Have you ever liked a movie more than the book? If so, what movie(s)?
    The Princess Bride. I saw the movie before I ever knew it was a book and I have tried twice to read the book but can never get past the first 20 pages. Inconceivable!
  2. ________ opening for __________ would be a dream concert. Fill in the blanks. (You can fill them in with performers dead or alive.)
    Uh. I’ve never been much of a concert goer. If I were polydactyl I could count them all on one hand. I find concerts too loud and too crowded and so very exhausting. The last concert I went to was in 2006 when Bookman surprised me with tickets to see Cyndi Lauper at a small venue. That was a good concert. Some local band I don’t even remember the name of opened for her. I suppose it would be fun to see Eric Clapton in concert or Melissa Etheridge but I don’t really care if I ever do.
  3. If you’re making dinner and don’t need to take into account anyone else’s tastes but your own, what do you find yourself having over and over again?
    Cereal. Thank goodness Bookman does the cooking!
  4. You get to interview the author of the book you are reading right now. What’s the first question you’d ask?
    Since I’ve got several books on the go I have to figure out which one to choose from. Ok, I’d like to ask Borges if he ever thought about writing a novel, why or why not?
  5. If the world becomes one in which all new novels are only published in digital format, what will you miss most?
    I don’t think I’d know how to decorate all the walls that are currently covered in bookshelves. Also. I’d really miss bookmarks and the fun of trying to match my bookmark with my book.
  6. If you had been gifted to play any musical instrument brilliantly, what would you choose to play? (Or maybe you are so-gifted. If so, what do you play?)
    I do not play any instruments. For a very very long time I wanted to learn how to play the piano. Currently I’d like to someday learn how to play the fiddle. It’s much smaller and more portable. But then again, if #5 comes true I could put a piano against one of those empty walls.
  7. The “war between the sexes” has been around since the beginning of time. What do you think is the biggest problem between the sexes today?
    Men’s reluctance to share the power tools and read assembly instructions.
  8. If you could switch places with any celebrity for three months, with whom would you like to switch places?
    Uh. I think I will pass on this. I’d never ever want to be a celebrity. I like my peace and quiet way too much and being followed around and having unflattering photos taken of me just is not appealing. Even the thought of being Nancy Pearl for three months makes me cringe.
  9. You can eat at any restaurant in the world. Where would you eat?
    A delicious meal cooked in my own kitchen by my wonderful husband. No restaurant anywhere can make me a meal seasoned with as much love and caring as he gives it.
  10. What book do you wish you hadn’t wasted your time reading last year?
    Death Comes to Pemberly by P.D. James.
  11. Would you like me to answer all these questions myself?
    But of course!

Here are my eleven questions:

  1. What is the first book you remember reading?
  2. What book on your shelves have you owned the longest?
  3. What is the oldest book on your shelves in terms of when that particular edition was published?
  4. If you could meet a character from any book, what character would you like to meet?
  5. What no longer living author do you wish were alive to write just one more book?
  6. Where is your favorite place to read?
  7. Do you like to snack while reading?
  8. Do you read with music playing or the television on?
  9. Has the internet shortened your attention span and made it harder to read books as cultural critics claim, or is your ability for sustained reading just as good or better than it ever was?
  10. Do you belong to a book group?
  11. What book or author haven’t you read yet and are always saying you’d like to get around to “someday”?

As for tagging eleven people, well, here I break the rules. Please play along if you’d like and just let me know so I am sure to not miss your answers!