Why can't I have Mr. Darcy in my lake?

Why can’t I have Mr. Darcy in my lake?

How I wish I lived in the UK and happened upon the 12-foot-tall statute of Mr. Darcy in a wet shirt rising out of the Serpentine in Hyde park. He is advertising for a rebroadcast of the 1995 BBC mini-series and will be moved around to different lakes. Anyone in the UK see this in person? He’s much better than the lake monster that moved around Minneapolis lakes a few years ago.

Summer is making me a lazy blogger. Forgive the short post. Tomorrow, something totally off topic: new kitchen countertops being installed! Woo!