You know, I consider myself generally open to reading any sort of genre but I think I have finally found out where I draw the line dinosaur beast erotica.
Let’s just think about that for a moment.
To be honest, I am almost tempted to read one just to discover how the mechanics work. I’ve got a pretty good imagination but I am having trouble picturing t-rex and the buxom blond having any sort of romantic relationship let alone a sexual one. I mean, they can’t even talk to each other. But then I suppose these kind of books aren’t about talking.
Of course there is the totally tantalizing possibility that blondie ends up as dinner. But maybe the t-rex is so turned on by the little bra and panties number she’s wearing that he forgets about dinner and goes right to dessert, if you know what I mean. I won’t even venture to guess where she got the sexy undergarments to begin with. There must have been a Victoria’s Secret tucked away in a cave somewhere.
No, it’s just too much. There is definitely a line with me on one side and dinosaur beast erotica on the other and never the twain shall meet.
Stephanie,
Ouch! And reported in the “Daily Mail”! One should not even look at that scandalous cheapsheet!
Seriously, yes, I know that in the beginning of the printing press there was much more erotica printed than anything philosophical or scientific, but e-books do “raise’ the bar… I miss the gatekeepers…
Well, it made me laugh… thank you,
Pedro
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Ha-ha! Perhaps there is room for an x-rated version of The Lost World!
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Ian, ha! Opens up all kinds of possibilities, doesn’t it? 🙂
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Pedro, e-books and self-publishing make almost anything possible for better or worse. There is a plus side to gatekeepers but then would you want to be deprived of the pleasure of dinosaur beast erotica? 🙂 I am glad you got a laugh!
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That’s just dumb. The cover images don’t even make sense- a woman in her undies photoshopped over a painting of a dinosaur in the background? that’s supposed to be sensual? what?? I can’t imagine who reads this kind of thing.
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Jeane, oh yes, dumb and hilarious and a little scary because someone is reading the stuff otherwise there wouldn’t be so much of it. Since it it only on e-book, next time you are sitting beside a person holding a Kindle, just think, they could be reading such a book! 🙂
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This is truly …i mean TRULY an original! too funny! Takes imagination to a whole different level! 🙂
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cirtnecce, isn’t it a hoot? I am still chuckling about it.
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It boggles my mind. T-Rex would just eat the woman….and what about the lame conversation found in erotica??? no chance there since T-rex lived before conversation. Just when you think books being published can’t get any sillier or stupid…..I’m with you Stefanie. No dino-rotica here! I will watch the woman getting eaten, though 🙂
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Susan, it is boggling isn’t it? But I have to give the writer credit for creativity. 🙂
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Just… no.
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C’mon, where’s you sense of adventure? 😉
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Haha… I don’t even know what to say!
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Iliana, LOL, I know. I learned about this early in the day and decided I had to write about it but it took me all that time to think of something to say!
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At least no one is cutting trees to publish this kind of trash. Just how many pages can such a book last? But I bet they’re quite suspenseful.
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Smithereens, heh, you’re right, no trees killed. Yeah, the suspense is over whether the girl will be loved or eaten!
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Well you’ve blotted your open-mind copybook now, Miss Stefanie. And here I was thinking that I could come back and read a review of “Mounted by the gryphon”! That’s not leaving much to the imagination is it!! Oh dear.
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LOL, sorry to disappoint! 😀
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Problem is, I don’t think you’re sorry at all … there’s your sincerity copybook blotted now! I think you’d better stop while you’re ahead!
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Oops, I had better work on that sincerity thing 😉
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I think I am going to have to steer clear of that one… my TBR pile is already too big! 😉
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Danielle, heh, yeah, one does have to make choices sometimes 🙂
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